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First stop NOLA. Never underestimate the audacity of drivers in this city. No one seems to have a working blinker and cars tend to confuse pedestrians for green lights. I had to learn this the hard way after someone crashed into the hydraulic jacks that lift the mobile store off its trailer.
Thankfully, they only clipped it and sheared one of the pump hoses off. Even more thankfully, the 8,000-pound shipping container-turned-mobile marketing machine didn’t fall from its 5-foot tall stilts and crush anything.